My Childhood friend served in Idaho/Washington and sent me this.
Here is a funny one... so one night; my companion and I were walking down the street in the freezing cold! (Much like it is now) we came to an intersection and decided we needed to wait for a gap in the traffic so we could dash across the street. As we were waiting I was right by a stop sign. I looked at the pole that the sign was on and said to my companion, "do you think its cold enough that my tongue would get stuck to it if I licked it?" he replied, "I don’t know... try it!!!!" So without hesitation I stuck my tongue out and landed it square on the pole. Immediately I knew it was a HUGE mistake! I thought to myself "I need to get it off!" So by reflex, I ripped it away. My tongue felt as if it had been cut in half! After screaming out in pain and jumping around I looked at the pole and found that my taste buds were stuck to the pole! I talked with a lisp and could not taste any food for a week! It was horrible! I think back to that and tell myself that was the stupidest thing I ever did on my mission! Can you imagine being one of those people driving past and seeing that out your window?! That would be the funniest thing ever!
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